Types of speakers

Hello there, to prevent my blog from being rusted and antique, here comes a quick post.

Its about the types of speakers in our life

1)The Clogged sink – They make use of air and saliva in their mouth to weird mix that makes you wonder how to get a subtitle for their conversation. You look at the lips, read their mouth and hell, even think about getting into their deep throat to actually understand the conversation. But as you cannot do it anytime in the near future, you nod and pretend to understand absolutely every gargle they made.

2)The Train Conductor

They are the pathetic souls who give away useful information almost all the time but sounds redundant and unimportant so no one listens to them. But when you miss an important message delivered by them and miss your station, you blame them for not being ‘clear’. Its their Karma what to do?

3)The narcissist Singer

As the name suggest, they love their voice and talk and talk and talk and doesn’t care even if the listener’s ear fall off. Give them as much cues you want, indicating they despise you but they go on and on, hitting all the chords and enjoying their song.

4)The Airport announcer

Unlike the train conductor, you listen to every sound they make, most of the time, they are totally irrelevant. But you still hope, they are going to get you into the plane with their magical voice even before its actually parked near your gate.

5)The wife

Okay this one is simply smart and cruel as well. They let you do the talking and fish for the words and reel you in with your own words. The devil is in the details, honey!

And all you can do when you meet them, is keeping your mouth shut and saying a silent prayer. As you know, this works their way every frigging time.

That said, hope you all have a wonderful and peaceful weekend.