Types of suggestive people

We all are somewhat allergic to suggestive people who just deliver advice on the go, that the supply is so much than the actual demand. I value all of those advice thats why I always keep them mint fresh, never use them, you know just to avoid wear and tear.

I am going to write about the types of suggestive people. Oh yes! You can relate yourself either on the active side or on the victim side. 

Here we go, these are kind of people we meet (wish to unmeet) when we are in trouble

1) Uncomfortable Underwear.

Yes, you read it right. These are kind of people who don’t realize how close they are to the other person but keep on giving you hell a lot of advice. They make you uncomfortable, like an UUwear in a party. You feel like it irks you a lot but you cannot take it off until you get home. These people are exactly the same, you cant tell them that its none of their business, because you are nice but they get a wrong signal out of your uncomfy smile and keep showering the advice.

2) Therapist

These are good at what they are doing. They hear you out, be empathetic and make you so comfortable. You tell them everything and they give a definite advice which will work most of the time. After talking to them, you feel very light. But you cant be so close to them, nobody wants to hang out with their therapist, right? Because when you cross their advice once in a while, you look goofy and guilty.

3) Political Preacher

Oh man!! I have enough political preachers in my life. They preach, preach and preach so you can bet you saw a halo behind them once or twice. It’s like going to a Zen garden and burning incense. But if you have a quick glance through their back door, you cannot believe the chaos and yelling. The next time you see them, you have to bite your cheeks to avoid laughing during their preaching session.

4) Drive through Advisor

They are so funny because you talk about your ‘A’ problem but they give advice for ‘B’.

Its just like getting a cup of coffee in drive through shops. You: “Small Café Latte pls”

Drive Thru attendant “ Tall Chai with fries?”. You again: “ No No, no Chai its Café latte”

DTA: “Café Latte with fries?” and it goes on and on. If you have enough patience in the world, this seminar will feel like a breeze.

5) Fountain in the Park

These are good, well intended people who give you nice pampering advice and you love them, just like the beautiful water fountain in the park. But as days pass by, you stop to stop by the fountain because its monotonous. Similarly, you intentionally forget to invite them or meet them in parties because that fountain aint stopping. But they are happy being a fountain to all that visit them and keep overflowing.

6) Lawnmower

These are no nonsense, to the point, hard core logical persons. Like the lawnmower, they trim your ego,  give you a tough time and at the end, the result will be clean and great. But you fear to meet the lawn mower person because all your moping, needy behavior get on their nerves and they will not babysit you when you need comfort.

Happy weekend!!